AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
I have a longing for something.
It doesn't have to be a human-like human being,
but I think it's cool to be able to do something with a machine that can do it with precision and precision.
It's not possible, so I rely on humans,
but there are people who can do it.
That's called absolute pitch.
- Ah! - Ah!
That's amazing.
It's like a printer.
It's impossible for humans to do it,
but I think it's a machine that has the ability to feel and guide you to the correct answer.
This time, if I become a human who can change into a measuring machine,
I don't think I need a measuring machine in this world.
If the four of us become one measuring machine,
- we won't need those four measuring machines in the future. - Yeah.
- There is a possibility that we will become a very useful team. - Yeah.
This time, each of us will be assigned one of the four measuring machines,
and we will do a lot of training for a week,
and after a week, we will see if we have the ability of a measuring machine.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Then let's bring them one by one. - Yeah.
- Okay, this one. - Oh!
- This is an alarm clock. - Oh!
I just said that brightness is a number,
- but I think it's "lux", right? - Yeah, yeah.
We use this to measure some light,
- but on the day, design school will give us a topic. - Yeah.
- We'll look at it and say, "Yeah, non-lux". - Yeah.
- And we'll see if the color of this light is the closest. - Yeah.
- How do you use this, Ikuto-kun? - Turn on the black light.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Hey! - A white light came out.
- I'll turn it on. - Okay.
- Oh, it's already measuring. - Oh, I see.
- Right now, it's about 325. - Oh, it's that dark?
- If you hide it, it'll get darker and lower. - I see.
- Oh! - Zero.
- Then 300. - That's interesting.
- Yeah. - Can you bring the light closer, Ikuto - kun?
- I'll bring it closer. - Oh!
- It's going up! It's going up! - Wow, it's bright!
- It went up to about 640. - Oh!
- Wow! Oh, it's over 700! 780! 820! - Oh!
- Wow, wow, wow! - It's going up!
- BOOM! - Hahaha.
- What is that? - Hahaha.
- If you can tell by the bright light we use for filming, it's because it's a little dark today. - Yeah.
- Yeah, we don't have enough rainbow lights. - Hahaha.
- Can you see it? - Right now, it's outside.
- The room is kind of cloudy, so we might need to adjust it a little. - Right. Right. Right. - Oh, yeah.
- So, let's say you turned off the lights and check how luxurious it is now.
- Before you turn off all the lights, - Wow! Wow! Wow! - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- We'll measure how luxurious it is now. - Yeah. - Let's do it.
- By the way, if the first place person has this, the skill will remain the same. - Yes.
- So, the person who was the farthest will be holding this. - I see. - Yes.
- Let's announce in order. - Yes. - Yes. - So, starting from here...
- It's 278 lux. - That much?!
- No, I think it's like super 124. - No, isn't it?
- No way! - It's about 80.
- Oh, that's a lot. - No, it's like 40.
- Huh? Really? - Okay, here we go.
- Okay. - This is what it looks like now.
Beep!
- Wow! - The difference is one or two!
- Wow! - Wow, wow, wow!
- It's a setback! - It's a setback!
- Verification complete! - Wait, wait, wait!
- The furthest one was from here. - Oh, I see.
You have to go to a lot of different places.
- Can we see where it closes at this moment? - Sure.
- 15, 54. - Really?
- 57, 55, 53, 52, 13, 12, 11, 19, 8, 7, 5... - Huh? It closed at 6?
- 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! - Huh? It's bright.
- Bam! - Oh, scary!
- Surprisingly, 0 is what we can see with the naked eye. - Right?
- Okay, let's go to the next one. - Okay, turn on the light for me.
- Okay. - Hurry up and turn it on!
- Oh, in one go! Wow! 101, 212, 249...
- Um... - Bam!
- It's there! - Okay, next one, please.
- Here you go. - Okay, this one.
- Wow, what is it? - Is it a toad?
- It's a toad! - Toad!
- Wow, it looks like a lot of work to check it out. - It's sweet, it's sweet.
- It looks like a chopstick. - Show it to me so I can memorize it.
- It's a little nose-picking. - Can I say "nose - picking"?
- Huh? - Can you say it?
- It's a little nose-picking. - It's like a meatball.
- Doctor, can you show it to me? - Sure, sure.
- It looks like a meatball. - It looks like a meatball.
- It doesn't look like you know it at all, so can you give it to me?
- It's sweet! - It's completely different!
- It's sweet! - It's difficult, isn't it?
- Okay, let's have you pour the honey. - It's sweet!
- Okay, please pour it. - Oh!
- It suddenly turned white. - Close it for me.
- Close it. - Oh!
- I got it! - Oh!
- It's about 66.8%, right?
- Wow! - This is amazing!
- I'm so moved! - It's funny!
- Oh, I spilled some, too. - Let's do it again!
- Hurry up! - I don't think milk has sugar in it, but I think it's 0.
- Oh... - On the contrary...
- I think it's 2. - It's 4.
- It's 8. - 2, 4, 8, right?
- Yeah. - Let's say it.
- Okay. - Oh!
- Okay. - It's not 2.
- This sugar content is... - Oh!
- Surprisingly... - Oh, how is it?
- 13! - Oh!
- Surprisingly, it's 13. - It's so bad.
- It's bad. - Wait, I'm the furthest away.
- No, no, no. - Loose is out of luck, so it's Toshimitsu's turn.
- Okay. - Let's move on to the next one.
- Huh? - This is...
- Oh! - "So-on-sok-ti".
- Oh! - It's wine, right?
- It was a long time ago. - It's like...
- Decibel. - It was a sub-chan.
- This distance... If you drop it here, it's up to here. - Okay.
- By the way, please be quiet.
- Yes. - Did you say it?
- Yes, I said it. - 88.
- 115. - The answer is...
- Yes. - 98.
- Huh? - Is it that low?
- Hmm... Well, the distance is probably big. - I see.
- So, this is the last one. - I'm sure you've seen it before.
- Yes. - Here it is.
- It's an instrument that measures how much alcohol is contained in the exhaled breath.
- I wanted to measure this, so I asked him for it earlier.
- Please look behind you. - What is it?
- I'm scared.
- Are you drinking it? - No, I'm not.
- I called you because you're not drinking it. - You're drinking it properly.
- So, I'm going to guess Shibayu-san's exhaled breath.
- Well, we don't know how much alcohol is contained in the exhaled breath.
- So, let's change it up. - Please put it in order.
- You know, only stupid girls get happy about it.
- If you do it, it's over. - It's over.
- Did you figure it out? - Let's guess it with our heads.
- Let's see... 0.3. - 0.6.
- I don't think it's that low. I think it's 0.65 or something like that. - Yes, I think it's around there.
- Let's measure it. - Oh, it's 0.25!
I thought I knew more about it, but I was drunk every time I measured it, so I didn't measure it often.
- Each of them... - Clock...
- Sugar... - Sound...
- Alcohol. - Yeah.
That's what it is.
On the day of, we'll be doing something completely different, so everyone...
- Please use this opportunity to learn about different patterns. - Yes!
- Let's train and see you next week! - Yes!
Let's...
Meas...
One week has passed!
- I think we've all trained hard, but... - Yeah.
- First, we'll start with alcohol. - Oh!
- It's me. - Yes!
Once again, we'll have a test subject join us.
- Please! - Okay!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Drink, drink, alcohol!
If you look at how much you drank, you might be able to guess how much you drank.
- So I'd like you to drink as much as you can without looking at all of it. - Yeah.
- Do you drink alcohol in the morning? - No, I don't.
That's crazy!
- So, Ryo-san, how did you train today? - I...
My friends came over every day, and it was hard for me to drink.
- So I kept sniffing their mouths and guessing what they were doing. - That's crazy.
- So you're a drinker? - I'm half a drinker.
- I'm 18 years old. - But you've been training hard.
Yeah, I was able to train properly.
I don't think you're drinking right now.
- Okay, let's open our eyes. - Yes!
Oh, right away, I'd like to measure it, but...
- If you don't do it in 20 minutes, you won't get the exact number. - Yeah, I see.
- But I'd like to test the other three outwards this time. - I see.
- I'd like you to stay outside with me for about 20 minutes. - Oh, okay!
- After 20 minutes, we'll measure your breath. - Oh, I see.
- Okay, let's go outside. - Yes!
- If you didn't know, you'd be gross. - I know.
- Even if you knew, you'd be gross. - It's not for me to say, but you'd be gross.
- No, you'd be gross. - Okay, let's go to the highest place in Okazaki.
- It's called Kousei. - Kousei, right?
I was walking around, and I found a balance shop.
I'd like to measure my head here.
- Is it okay if we film inside the shop? - Oh, it's okay.
- Oh, thank you! I didn't know you could get a salary like this! - Thank you!
- So, Shibai-san, what did you decide to buy?
- What did I buy?
- It's this!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Arabi mochi!
- Bokuto arabi mochi!
- It looks delicious!
- Okay, let's eat one by one and make a prediction!
- Okay!
- Thank you!
- Mmm! - I see!
- It's delicious!
- Okay, let's go in order!
- Okay! I'm 26 degrees!
- I'm 16 degrees!
- I'm 33 degrees!
- Oh!
- As expected, you're not good at this!
- Isn't "wagashi" too sweet for you?
- Of course!
- I'm 9 degrees!
- What?!
- 9 degrees?!
- That's shocking!
- If it's that different, I think it's different!
- Yeah!
- Shall we measure it right away?
- Yes! - Shall we measure it right away?
- Here it is!
- It's 50 degrees!
- It's been a while!
- Are you serious?!
- What are you doing?!
- It's really easy to understand!
- It's funny!
- It's definitely 50 degrees!
- I've never seen 50 degrees in this week!
- It's not like that, it's sweet, but it's not complete "wagashi"
- It's embarrassing!
- That machine is definitely not what you need!
- It's necessary!
- You should definitely buy a sword machine!
- You should buy it!
- It's embarrassing, so let's go out!
- Yes!
- But we have to do it around here.
- Oh, I see!
- It's getting cold.
- That's true!
- Shibai-san, please make a dance that's good enough for everyone.
- Here we go!
- It's easy to understand!
- Wait a minute, I'm really bad at dancing!
- You're good at dancing, aren't you?
- No, no, no!
- Then you go first!
- It's 0.45 degrees!
- It's 0.35 degrees!
- It's 0.55 degrees!
- What?!
- It's that low?!
- It's pretty low, 0.55 degrees. - Oh, yeah, 0.55 degrees.
- Alright, let's take out our weapons. - Oh!
- Here it is. - Please announce the results.
- The result is... ta-da! 0.25 degrees! - It's not like that!
- It's not like that!
- Wow, that's frustrating! - I'm in shock.
- We know that this won't change. Let's make sure we buy it. - Yes.
- All that's left is the noise and the noise. - Yes.
- Let's go outside. - Yes.
- We're here. - Take a look at this.
- There's a semi-transparent roof here. - Yes.
- I'd like you to measure it from under here. - The length of the store and the outside have changed a lot.
- I think you can see the range of it, but I really want you to buy it. - Oh!
- Alright, let's make a guess and look at it. - Yes.
- We don't even know the number we're measuring. - We don't know what we measured last time.
- We got it. - Yes.
- 512. - That's not good.
- 160. - That's not good.
- 380. - Oh.
- Are you out of your mind? - Huh?
- Look! - 840.
- Oh! - I see.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- It'll come out soon. - Here we go.
- Oh! - Oh!
- About 0.67 degrees. - About 0.67 degrees.
- It's coming out! - It's coming out!
- It's going up so much! - I think it's about this high.
- Wow! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Don't shoot it!
- It's so different! - It's so different!
- I don't want you to guess it. - Yay!
- You got it wrong. - I didn't guess it.
- I thought you did. - It's more than double.
- I see! - I see!
- So, in our opinion, it's the highest degree of decay. - Yes.
- It's totally different when you say it like that. - You're not a believer at all.
- If only these four people were here, I would have chosen it. - Yeah.
- It hasn't been decided at all, so I'm counting on you for the last one. - Yeah.
- I think everyone is most familiar with the double-degree system.
- I want to do this well. - Yeah.
- Then, please point me to a good place. - Yes!
[Double-degree system]
- Joshua-san, how about this? - No way!
- Is it a cup holder? - A cup holder. - Oh, it's long!
- It's long. - It's still long, isn't it?
- Which distance is really important. - Yeah.
- Please decide where to put this. - Then, put it in front of the speaker once.
- Then, I'll put it here. - Is it here? - Yes.
- I'll place it here. - Yes. - Yes.
- Everyone, please listen like this here.
- Oh, it's coming! - It's coming! - Everyone, measure it.
- It's surprisingly small.
- Ah, it's perfect.
- Everyone is shaking.
- No, it's true. - Then, everyone,
- let's announce it in order, right? - Yes!
- Eighty-five! - Eighty-seven!
- Seventy-four! - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Please go ahead.
- I thought it was eighty-six. - What?
- It's already... - We're being referred to a lot.
- Don't refer us! - It was really a mess.
- It's different from the city, isn't it? - Yeah.
- Seventy-one, eighty-six... - Yes, it's repeated.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I want you to look at that area as well.
- Okay, I'll measure it.
Okay, so...
Sixty and a half?
[We found out that the number of insects was almost twice as many as the number of human beings.]
So we found out that the number of insects was almost twice as many as the number of human beings.
We can't become human soon!
[We can't become human soon!]
We can't become human soon!
So we should accept it and do our best.
Bye bye!
140.
200.
121.
Wow!
You don't need it now, do you?
That's weird.
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm really tired and drunk.
And we're going to film you as the main character.
Oh, it's tough!
Okay, okay, I'll go home.
What's with your face?
I want to go home.
Yeah, I want to go home.
I want you to go home.
I want you to face the worst of your 50s.
Thank you for your hard work!
Tobi, go in front of the camera!
No, I won't.